#And yet it moves lizard for free#
#And yet it moves lizard update#

#And yet it moves lizard for free#

'I would love to,' replied the Parrot, who never missed a chance for free publicity.

#And yet it moves lizard update#

'Maybe you'd care to give the crowd an update on your mission!' 'Hey, you're the space guys! Glad you could make it,' he told us. So we followed the Parrot's flight path until we were in front of him. The hotdog billionaire wasn't hard to spot because he had a big round head, just like the picture on the front of the hotdog stands. The Parrot fluttered above the crowd of VIPs, scanning for our host. We weren't rich yet, but we were planning to be, just as soon as we inked our deal with the Hotdog Billionaire. The free food was a little taste of our future. 'One benefit of being rich and famous,' said the Parrot, 'Is that you never have to pay for anything.' We breezed through security into a big room where they served drinks and hotdogs. Our famous names were on the special guest list. An ocean of not very important people was excited to hear him speak. Micky King, the Hotdog Billionaire, was to deliver a speech against the lizards. VIP stands for Very Important Persons, which is what we were. Meanwhile, the Parrot was on his phone, doing what he called 'fact-checking.' And so we passed the time until we reached the VIP Gate of the stadium in the early evening.

She loves dogs.'Īll-day long, Marlow and I bickered over politics and lizards. She has the best policies of any politician. 'GRRRRR! Don't you dare call our lovely President a lizard? She's not, and that's final!' I insisted. 'Perhaps she's better disguised than the others,' said Marlow with a silly snigger. 'Because she doesn't smell like one,' I replied. And don't let anyone say that she is.'Īnd the Parrot squawked: 'How do you know she's not a lizard?' The only thing is, the nice president lady is not a lizard. 'Hey!' I woofed, 'Are you calling me CRAAAAZZY? Because I believe Lizards have taken over the world. Only Crazies believe lizards have taken over the world.' 'We're wasting our time with Micky King, the Hotdog Billionaire. Marlow was not his usual easy-going self. So let’s return to our space-travelling truth seeker, Astropup, to find out the answers to some of these mysteries.Įver since the mention of lizards taking over the world, I had noticed that certain people were more irritable than usual. Astropup and his friends are keen to meet him. The leading lizard theorist is Micky King the Hotdog Billionaire. But of course, that’s a crazy theory - or is it? Some commentators even think the president herself is a lizard. Some people say that the President is not really in charge, but in fact, her every move is controlled by alien lizards disguised as humans. They want to set up an interplanetary hotdog business supplying a continuous stream of vegan hotdogs to Planet Earth via a wormhole in space. If you recall, Astropup, the Parrot, and Marlow reported back to the President of the World after their visit to the Planet Ulan 40. In a moment I’m going to be handing over to Astropup, who will finish telling his latest adventure. This is Richard, and welcome to Storynory. Astropup and the conspiracy of Lizards Part 2ĭedicated to Emmanuel whose family supports us on Patreon.